Matt in a Tux

• I need to dress to impress.
• I'm a big fan of showing off how pretty I can be.
• Chicks dig it.
• I emulate NYC even though I probably never will live there.
• Because it is fucking cold out and these are the warmest layers possible.

Bring on the sweaters over button ups over undershirts.

I sit here, post-projection-election, feeling satisfied and a bit surreal-like. Obama wins. Silence. Adrenaline pumps a little bit. Then a calm. Happy stuff.

But, what about the people who voted McCain? What better place to find out than Facebook status updates? Here are four reactions I ran across.

• Jane Doe wants to cry...i am moving to canada. NOBAMA!!!
• Jane Doe Jr. is Obama is not my president. Obama is a shady socialist crook that is about to fuck this country in the ass.
• Jane Doe III. is people who don't know about economicsshouldn't vote...thats why Obama won...so dumb...doubt people will be this happy when all their money goes 2 taxes.
• John Doe is fucking pissed . . . come take my guns away from me Obama . . . I'll be waiting for you
• Jane Doe IV. If the world was REALLY going to end in 2012 as the Mayans said, pretty sure we just effing sealed that envelope.
• Jane Doe V is not happy about the election!! ((NASCAR WAS A BLAST!!!))

And those, in order, are my favorite ones. Hopefully I run across more as the night continues; they are pretttttttty, pretttty, prettty interesting.



(Unrelated: It's great to have a White Sox fan in the White House.)