Matt in a Tux

Jenifer Lopez had twins. A boy and a girl. I would hate being a twin that had a boy or girl twin-mate. Think about it, you have a 50 percent chance of either looking too manly, or too feminine. (Of course I'm assuming monozygotic twins.) But how bad would that be? "Are you the brother or the sister?" For example:

Dan is on the left. Ellie is on the right.

This could go two ways from here:

OR

Either way… it's not my cup of tea.

(And the title suggests something about animals in this post. However, I'm going to postpone that until next time. Some of us have a job to go to soon.)