Tuesday, August 19, 2008
The new place is going pretty swell; the place is working out nicely and the people are working out very nicely. I took a gamble by living with a girl this year (completely platonic in nature), which is better than previous experiences with living with women. Then again, she has a "one of the guys" personality, so it's all good.
I am glad summer is over though. I'm not excited because I don't enjoy minimal responsibility, but I am glad I don't have to work in the same situation I have been for the past 3 months. Then again, work is a completely different story which I won't get into. After all, I don't want to offend anyone while I am onymous.
So I will leave with this...
Overheard: (Pointing at a water tower) Do they really put water in those things?
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Dear NIU,
Thank you for setting the bar to a new low concerning attractive women.
Sincerely,
Matthew
Monday, February 18, 2008
I hate when people, particularly girls, have pictures of themselves with their tongue out, eyes crossed, or other such facial gestures followed with the caption "Just me being crazy!! lol" You aren't crazy. You are acting like a moron. And you're probably fat since all the pictures are shoulders-and-up. (Disclaimer, person pictured below is probably not fat. But there is always the exception to the rule.) And to these people in the video. Crazy does not mean retarded. Sorry. If you want to be crazy, and truly unique, go dress like a clown and stand on street corners selling helium filled balloons so people can talk funny. I'd come buy a balloon. And if you're a real crazy, some crack. (Really though, as a disclaimer, some girls pull off the "crazy" thing and it just makes them adorable. Its a rarity though.)
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